Draped

Cameron Becomes Prime Minister After Wikipedia Edit

Monday 25 May 2009

David Cameron became Prime Minister of Great Britain for three hours this afternoon, after he edited a Wikipedia article which claimed Gordon Brown had handed control of the country over to him, and managed to convince idiotic Downing Street staff that he was in charge while the real Prime Minister was away.

Things started well for Mr Cameron, who decided that his first act in charge would be to recall all the British troops from Iraq. However, public euphoria quickly turned to repulsion, as the few troops who arrived home were viciously unleashed upon the homeless, the unemployed and other "sub-humans", in what newspapers are now calling ‘Blue Monday’.

From 3-6pm this afternoon it was also mandatory for the people of Britain to kill foxes, with Mr Cameron claiming that this had nothing to do with heritage, and that he just likes to drape himself in bloody animal furs when around the house. – see Webcameron, Episode 5 -

This is the second time in a number of weeks that an edited Wikipedia article has embarrassed the Tory leader, as in attempting to alter the date of the painter Titian’s death in order to make Mr Brown look foolish, he managed to inadvertently edit the dates of short running American soap opera Titans instead.

Cameron's tactics have become increasingly desperate and childish of late, as his frustration at not being able to properly ridicule the Prime Minister starts to show. Just last week during prime ministers question time he taunted the Scot by asking if the British public could trust a man whose infant child had died, all the while making pretend crying noises, and booing as Mr Brown got up to speak.

Nicholas Davies-Marshall

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