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BNP Leader Claims Gordon Brown Is "No Hitler"

Thursday 18 June 2009

Nick Griffin, leader of the British National Party, added his voice today to the growing number of calls from MPs for Gordon Brown to step down, when he claimed in a speech at Burnley’s town hall that the Prime Minister was “No Hitler”.

“Brown is severely lacking in the charisma which Hitler possessed in abundance”, said Griifin, “and I believe him to be incapable of keeping the motherland in order.”

The controversial party leader went on to claim in his speech that, “while both Hitler and Brown were formerly chancellors of their states, Hitler managed to command the respect of his underlings, in some cases having them executed, while Brown”, reasoned Griffin, “shows no confidence in his stewardship, and probably hasn’t even shot anyone”.

While the BNP, as they are more commonly known, have recently won their first seats in the European elections, their priorities at home should they ever be elected to power would, Griffin told the assembled person, be to emulate the Fuhrer by introducing economic stimuli based around productive labour, to make soldiers wear tight green uniforms, and to introduce concentration camps around the country, “for concentrating on improving Britain”.

Griffin finally concluded his Burnley lecture after having spoken for a total of three hours and fifteen minutes by lauding Hitler as “a bloody genius”, and pointing out that “he was strong on immigration too: German jobs for German workers!”, before qualifying this statement by adding, “I hate those damn krauts.”

Chris Ashby

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