Mr Clooney also answered questions about his beard.
George Clooney To Wed "Some Girl"
Monday 25 May 2009
It was announced last night to the press that George Clooney, one of America’s most eligible bachelors, was to wed “some girl” he met in “some bar”.
“I think her name’s Sarah, or Gina, or something”, said Clooney. “All I know for sure is, she has blonde hair, but don’t quote me on that. You’re not writing that down are you? What are you writing then?”
No woman matching the description Mr Clooney gave could be found for comment, but it was rumoured that she may actually be an actress who has been working with the actor on his latest film, Hump, about the life of legendary crooner Engleburt Humperdink.
“Could be”, said Clooney, “a lot of women on set have been telling me they used to date me. I’ll tell you what, I’ll ask around for you, how’s that?”
It was later discovered that the woman Mr Clooney was referring to was actually twenty eight year old waitress, Julie-Ann Dawg.
It is believed, however, that Miss Dawg has ended the couple’s engagement today, saying that Mr Clooney returned home in the small hours of the morning with one of the set designers from Hump, and asked her to make them both a cocktail.
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